Print & Post
If you can’t be faffed to go to the post office or to replace your printer inks, or even to buy a printer, just email your file to me and I’ll print it and pop it in the post for you. It may be your dissertation on The Possibility of Unicorns, your family tree, CV, or anything at all. Provided it’s legal and not malicious I’ll print and post it for you so you can put your feet up and watch Love Island with a glass of Malbec and a packet of cheesy Wotsits.
I use the Royal Mail which is owned by the Queen (I think that’s correct) who has global connections, so I can post your printing anywhere in the world. Your job can be posted to your home address, your customer, a friend, your Aunty Mabel, your MP, or the Prime Minister, quicker than you can sing “Oh yes, wait a minute Mr Postman”. So whether it’s for Downing Street or down under, whatever you need printed just email your files (PDFs please) to firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll tell you the price.
If it's a posh job and you have more money than you feasably know what to do with you can have your job printed on posh Conqueror paper, or if you're on a student budget saving your money for a night out at 'Spoons' you can choose the usual white bond. Your printing can be supplied loose leaf, stapled, wire-bound, or saddle-stitched; the world is your slimy shellfish.
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